Here at Team Dinosaur we’ve decided to do a series of interviews with people you don’t normally see interviews with, as well as with celebrities who have never been asked the questions we ask them. Today’s interview is with a delightful English bloke who was an extra in a Harry Potter film.

What was your role? In what film and scene can we spot you?

“I was Ron Weasley’s back. I was selected because I was the exact same height and had a similar bone structure. I was no longer unique, but it was a good opportunity to roll with the stars and perhaps score some dope. I was in the second film, in one of the Hogwarts scenes. I am afraid I have no idea when or where, just at some point you can clearly see my back working its way to fame.”

Did you meet Harry Potter?

“I did not meet Harry Potter. I suspect he was there somewhere, but there were many, many people.”

Have you done anything else acting-related?

“I was Titus Andronicus in the school play, although I guess that doesn’t count…”

How many people have slept with you because you were an extra in a Harry Potter film? You may estimate.

“Probably about 9.”

What do you think of Megan Fox?

“She was the 9th.”

If there was a film called The Itch, about underwear all across the world getting real itchy and just generally uncomfortable, would you want to watch it?

“I would definitely watch it. I would be tempted to offer my back acting skills, if there are any roles available?”

Good news! There will be plenty backs and fronts. We have your number. As for all the readers out there, stay tuned for more interviews next week!