Today’s interview is another interview with a Harry Potter stand-in, a “random passer-by” grabbing a glorious second of screentime:

What was your role? In what film and scene can we spot you?

“I was an extra in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie in the Quidditch World Cup scene – at the start of the movie. I was walking down a field following a lama! (I don’t even make it half way across the scene before it cuts to a shot of Harry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt2qXOUCFFU, 6 minutes and exactly 28 seconds in – it’s difficult to see because it’s on for a nano second, but I’m there!)”

Did you meet Harry Potter?

“Didn’t meet him, but he smiled at me when I was walking down said field.”

Have you done anything else acting-related?

“Nope.”

How many people have slept with you because you were an extra in a Harry Potter film? You may estimate.

“Estimate: 0″

What do you think of Megan Fox?

“Meh.”

If there was a film called The Itch, about underwear all across the world getting real itchy and just generally uncomfortable, would you want to watch it?

“I guess if it was on and there was nothing else to watch then why not?”